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For all the millions of years of evolution to the human species, dogs and cats have a way better bum-hole for pooping without need for wiping. amirite?

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My dog regularly had dry food with a mix of wet food twice a day. His poops were nice nuggets easy to pickup with the poop bag when we went walkies.

But if he ate pizza or got into a sandwich or had something outside of his normal diet, it'd usually end in a splatty mess.

My diet consists of random things, usually unhealthy and low fibre. Because I don't take care of myself.

But those weeks where I do a good job and eat well, I have clean snaps.

It takes one wipe to know you didn't need one, but two wipes to know you needed one.

Heinerprahms avatar Heinerprahm Yeah You Are +14Reply
@Heinerprahm My dog regularly had dry food with a mix of wet food twice a day. His poops were nice nuggets easy to pickup with...

A good probiotic would help if you don't want to change to a healthier diet. Align is expensive af, but it works.

all the millions of years..

Is really only 1 million, and effectively only the last quarter of it.

Our butts made us very successful killers and hunters though; we could run down animals long distance and wait until they tired out from their short bursts of speed. Without our butts we would have to be faster than our 4 legged prey

srilarts avatar srilart Yeah You Are +12Reply
@Mcgee0 i defo run faster with my asshole exposed.

And there are many guys who'll chase you faster with your asshole exposed.

Framie1s avatar Framie1 Yeah You Are +16Reply
@Mcgee0 i defo run faster with my asshole exposed.

What about wiping? How does it influence your speed?

@Mcgee0 i defo run faster with my asshole exposed.

Piece of advice amigo? Wanna go faster? Lose the loincloth (Octane)

I knew a dog's bum hole, a dog's bum hole was a friend of mine, and you sir, are no dog's bum hole!

This is wrong for a number of reasons, but the most important one is dogs and cats "wipe" by licking their asses.

Hummm i saw lots of dogs/cats licking their own dirty bucio, coz instead of wipe they use tongue.

Are we sure its better?

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