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Graveyards are such a waste of space, amirite?

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Nah dude. I love graveyards. They're like public parks or monuments. They're contemplative spaces. Not everything needs to be ultra utilitarian. If you wanna get angry about something that takes up space, get angry about golf courses. Those hoes gotta go.

KilljoyXs avatar KilljoyX Yeah You Are +6Reply

My mum still visits my brother every year on his birthday and his anniversary. It has been 30 years. I would say that it us very important for her. I suspect there are lots of people who feel the same. All those grieving people are living people and they are using that space.

@Professor-kaoss My mum still visits my brother every year on his birthday and his anniversary. It has been 30 years. I would say...

Yes, cemeteries are for the living, not the dead. I still decorate my grandmother's grave for each season. In Ireland, they plant gardens over the grave. Visiting graveyards there was my favorite thing to do because of all the flowers.

stevnev88s avatar stevnev88 Yeah You Are +2Reply

Nah. Ours are kinda like parks. Benches, a food court where you can drink coffee and tons of nature with little rivers and loads of small animals that live there. It's peaceful. I go there to remember my grandmother, yes she's in my heart but the place is peaceful. I sometimes read the stones or messages left by other people and it always reminds to cherish the time I have with loved ones.

Not every piece of land has to be "useful" with buildings. The dead deserve their resting place and the living a place to come to remember the dead.

Vic8760s avatar Vic8760 Yeah You Are +4Reply

Graveyards are for the living, not the dead.

Mrtechnohawks avatar Mrtechnohawk Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Mrtechnohawk Graveyards are for the living, not the dead.

My mom said the same thing about funerals

Some-Noname-idks avatar Some-Noname-idk Yeah You Are +1Reply

this just made me all of a sudden realise how bizarre it is that we keep dead bodies in the ground

We should just eat them. /s

A graveyard is a combination museum and park. Go there. Have a picnic. Walk barefoot in that soft, soft grass. And they're my favorite place to go read and relax.

freq432s avatar freq432 Yeah You Are +3Reply

The large old graveyards of old cities are amazing beautiful places. They are mirrors of the city itself.

We don't need another Chipotle or high density housing

Bf3247s avatar Bf3247 Yeah You Are +3Reply

They allow people green space to breathe.... they were be our biofuel of the future.

Graveyards serve more purposes than just a resting place for the dead. They're also highly important as mating grounds for goths. It's their mating season right now actually.

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Sorry Grandma no more graveyards

Tanmoykayesens avatar Tanmoykayesen Yeah You Are +2Reply

it's true, our local graveyard is so popular, people are dying to get in

@bigdaddy69-4life it's true, our local graveyard is so popular, people are dying to get in

This was my father's favorite 'Dad' joke. About twice a year while driving past a graveyard (not every time, you don't want to wear it out!): "That place is really popular. People are dying to get in there." I am 65. My grandchildren are now being graced with this line.

The graveyards in my city have trees, open, green spaces, and walk paths. They are really no different than the municipal parks, minus playgrounds for the kids.

@Alixkast I think golf courses are a much bigger waste of space than graveyards.

I mean I don't think there is a problem inherently with reserving some space for a sport, people enjoy golf and that's okay

Bf3247s avatar Bf3247 Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Alixkast I think golf courses are a much bigger waste of space than graveyards.

Maybe combine them. Greenspace for golf and graves. I'd like to be buried under the 18th hole.

@Suspiciousauthor The graveyards in my city have trees, open, green spaces, and walk paths. They are really no different than the...

Before the relatively recent advent of public parks, cemeteries WERE the primary form of public green space. In Victorian and Edwardian times it wasn't uncommon to go sit in the graveyard for picnics and other outdoor relaxation activities. Plus you could hang out with departed loved ones.

88080808088s avatar 88080808088 Yeah You Are +3Reply
@88080808088 Before the relatively recent advent of public parks, cemeteries WERE the primary form of public green space. In...

Is it weird that I still use them this way? Haven't had a picnic in one, but I love walking around them and learning about who's buried there. I've been called morbid, but I find it relaxing

@Huemaninstrument Is it weird that I still use them this way? Haven't had a picnic in one, but I love walking around them and...

I don't think it's weird at all. A lot of people probably do. But, that's to your benefit imo. People thinking it's taboo to go chill in the graveyard makes them real nice and quite for those that don't.

@Suspiciousauthor The graveyards in my city have trees, open, green spaces, and walk paths. They are really no different than the...

Sounds like we need to start asking for playground themed headstones. I'm going to go with monkey bars.

@vcsandfeces Sounds like we need to start asking for playground themed headstones. I'm going to go with monkey bars.

I want to be a tree. They make pods that lets your decomposing body fertilize the tree. I think it should be mandatory if you want to be buried

@bibbitybobbitybacon I want to be a tree. They make pods that lets your decomposing body fertilize the tree. I think it should be...

My tree is in an all natural forest, in a place called better place forest. I saw twin fawns by my tree when I visited it.

Framie1s avatar Framie1 Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Mytokhondria And this is how you get haunted forests Jk…mostly

I would love to haunt a forest in my afterlife! Sounds like heaven to me

@LookAnAltAccount I would love to haunt a forest in my afterlife! Sounds like heaven to me

Is it haunted if the ghosts are just vibing and having a good time? I'd love a forest where all the trees are hyping you up! Like I want to be a relentlessly positive ghost telling everyone who visits my tree how they're "killing it".

potatobunnys avatar potatobunny Yeah You Are +1Reply
@potatobunny Is it haunted if the ghosts are just vibing and having a good time? I'd love a forest where all the trees are...

Technically still haunted, yes. I'm pretty sure most ghost haunting that people claim are just passive ghosts existing in an area. Ngl I'm no ghost "expert" tho.

potatobunnys avatar potatobunny Yeah You Are +1Reply
@vcsandfeces Sounds like we need to start asking for playground themed headstones. I'm going to go with monkey bars.

I think it would be pretty cool if my gravestone was a pull up bar or something then people could do an exercise circuit through the graveyard.

@Suspiciousauthor The graveyards in my city have trees, open, green spaces, and walk paths. They are really no different than the...

There's a cemetery near me that's a tourist attraction in the same way an arboretum is with walking tours, trees from all over the world, a pond and even a lookout tower but even smaller cemeteries are beautiful places that are valid and worthwhile.

@monsterallergies There's a cemetery near me that's a tourist attraction in the same way an arboretum is with walking tours, trees...

The main cemetery in my city is one of the most beautiful parks in town, they hire something like 20 full time gardeners and landscapers. They can afford it because privately owned cemeteries are big business.

Be honest, if not for those graveyards, they would be paved over and replaced with parking lots for big box stores.

in my city

Yeah the graveyards make that huge difference

What is a better use of space? Another Starbucks? Another apartment complex instead of an actual neighborhood?

I love graveyards. They are a great place for studying. It's beautiful and quiet. They're better than parks because there's no dog poop or screaming children. Also, they are critical for biodiversity in cities. Graveyards are some of the only places foxes, rabbits, deer, owls and other countless animals can exist without being ran over by cars in urban areas.

which could be used for the living people

Even today the world is mostly uninhabited with plenty of places to expand. Also what is likely to happen to those graveyard spaces, turned into gas stations and Macdonalds as prime capitalist living space?

More importantly imo graveyards can also be seen as a public park, a bit of green land in the middle of your city that can be used for recreation. It's just that people tend to avoid them do to cultural norms.

Dumb take. I don't want grandma buried in my mattress.

Kasies avatar Kasie Yeah You Are +2Reply

This is Japan. Once you cannot maintain the grave site of your family, you move the urn from the grave to a big Buddhism temple. You pay up when you do and the temple does whatever appropriate. The grave site is "recycled" to other families.

My fam did this.

Not every inch of land needs to be apartments or strip mall

Dr-pens avatar Dr-pen Yeah You Are +2Reply

I love grave yards, they are truly the only good place to steal bodies from

Balkany4Evers avatar Balkany4Ever Yeah You Are +2Reply

100%. I wanna be buried under a tree when I die. No chemicals or anything like that. Just let nature run its course and turn me into a tree.

One thing I don't uderstand is surerly with the increase in population groth and with graveyards outliving the average life expectancy surely we will end up with a scenario where graveyars will one day populate all of earth?

I trurly don't understand how they don't already take up more area than they do even when accounting for historical property destruction.

If this is a math equation then bodies will multiply and die, then get buried for more than 100 years, by the end of things it should just be graveyards.

Unless the plot is reused after 100 years of how ever long it takes bodies to decompose.

Where else are goths supposed to go to write poetry and to do it OP?!

Most graveyards in cities that I've seen are on church grounds or are historical. In Boston there are a very graveyards that the British used for target practice and you can still see the bullet holes/marks in the headstones.

Also they're a green area in an otherwise concrete jungle.

Manualhams avatar Manualham Yeah You Are +1Reply

Come to France and other European countries. Cemeteries are some of the best places to take a walk and admire, appreciate History.

When the graveyards you describe were first opened in my town/city, they were actually outside of the urban area and using empty land.

Urban sprawl has just enveloped these places and changed our perspective of the land use.

Anyway, I'm doing my bit to reduce graveyard usage by carefully cremating my victims and using the ashes to carbonate the soil around my rose bushes.

Old school goth here. Older cemeteries should be retrofitted with walking paths. Great way for people to get in touch with history and exercise at the same time.

Prettydottys avatar Prettydotty Yeah You Are +1Reply

I would argue that graverads ARE for the living people. The dead don't care.

I disagree. Graveyards can give comfort to living family members as a place to visit, walk and reflect.

Besides - they basically act as a green space.

synthsexuals avatar synthsexual Yeah You Are +1Reply

Living people grieve, graveyards are a space for them to do that. So it is benefiting living people.

Graveyards, aside from their funerary functions, provide open, green spaces for the living. Anybody can go there to walk, look at the markers, and think.

Let's get rid of all the golf courses and sports fields first. Then we can worry about graveyards

What do you want to do when you die?

Donate your body to science? Be buried as a tree?

mattyh2433s avatar mattyh2433 Yeah You Are +1Reply

This is why I want to be a tree when I die. Graveyards aren't the reason for the various living crises in the US, but ya know compressing us into plant food isn't a terrible idea.

Kionixs avatar Kionix Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Kionix This is why I want to be a tree when I die. Graveyards aren't the reason for the various living crises in the US...

The GPS graveyards are cool. Basically a park but buried in a shroud with a GPS locator. Still allows the density and ceremonies of burial, but the space can be used

The Trees growing inside your city are for the living people, you can either have a park or a graveyard wich is a park with more than just one purpose.

(all of it only if it's not a stone garden)

@Cheytuflya The Trees growing inside your city are for the living people, you can either have a park or a graveyard wich is a...

Barely related but it reminds me of this statue architecture work someone made in remembrance of the holocaust. It was a lot of platforms of varying heights with the intent to let people (especially children) climb and play on it.

But then they up n' forbid anyone to climb and play on it!

I think the idea of letting life interact with tragedy/death would be beautiful.

freq432s avatar freq432 Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Cheytuflya The Trees growing inside your city are for the living people, you can either have a park or a graveyard wich is a...

Local graveyard is also a dog park. It's kind of great to see it being used in such a fun way.

Vic8760s avatar Vic8760 Yeah You Are 0Reply

Hey the greybeards are good people, they teach you shouts

Some-Noname-idks avatar Some-Noname-idk Yeah You Are +1Reply

They are not for the dead. They are to remind us that we will die. They serve (or should) important psychosocial function.

I like graveyards, especially when they are full of native plants. Golf courses, on the other hand...

88080808088s avatar 88080808088 Yeah You Are +1Reply

Quiet neighbors though…

I agree with this. It's a waste of land and resources.
Funerals is.big business so good luck changing that though.

Cremation should be the standard.

Not every square inch of a city needs to be covered in concrete.

It sounds to me like you have a bone to pick with graveyards

dankXDs avatar dankXD Yeah You Are 0Reply

Golf courses are a bigger waste of resources than graveyards. At least most graveyards are open to the public. Try to wander around Indian Wells and see what happens. The Palm Springs area (population less than 300k) has over 130 separate golf courses. 90% are private.

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@Achilles982 Golf courses are a bigger waste of resources than graveyards. At least most graveyards are open to the public. Try...

Sounds like someone who has never flushed a 6 iron perfectly from 172 yards out and been left with a 5 inch tap in for birdie

Iapetus-11s avatar Iapetus-11 Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Achilles982 Golf courses are a bigger waste of resources than graveyards. At least most graveyards are open to the public. Try...

It was the same in Vegas when i lived there. Way too many golf courses for an area that doesn't have much water to start with.

Do you want haunted houses? Building over burial grounds is how you get haunted houses.

Larny2019s avatar Larny2019 Yeah You Are 0Reply

The housing crisis is not caused by graveyards.

opensofiass avatar opensofias Yeah You Are 0Reply

Bury them vertically to save space.

Iapetus-11s avatar Iapetus-11 Yeah You Are 0Reply

theres not really a lack of space on earth

Graveyards are for living people. It allows them to visit their loved ones after they've gone. If someone is a cremated, a friend might not be able to visit if those ashes belong to the family. In a graveyard, they can. You don't receive a tombstone until after you die, so who exactly could is be for besides the living?

Burying the deceased is an ancient, delicate process that people are very particular about and would be very resistant to change. In a way, it's just history. Let sleeping dogs lie.

teknogreeks avatar teknogreek Yeah You Are 0Reply

OK, but… GOLF COURSES.

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