+184

Bathroom Order: Use toilet, wash hands, THEN zip up, amirite?

100%Yeah You Are0%No Way
Framie1s avatar History
Share
0 14
The voters have decided that Framie1 is right! Vote on the post to say if you agree or disagree.

In a public restroom I'm zipping before I leave the toilet. The belt can wait, but I don't want to risk my doinger flopping out.

People who think I'm being ridiculous and a germaphobe obviously don't suffer from IBS-D. Let's just say it can get messy.

Each stall should have its own sink. I like single public bathrooms for that reason.

Framie1s avatar Framie1 Yeah You Are +6Reply

You're too worried about germs

Larny2019s avatar Larny2019 Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Larny2019 You're too worried about germs

took the words...out of my thumbs?

flowersurrenders avatar flowersurrender Yeah You Are +3Reply

I mean... you use toilet paper to zip up if it's that big of a concern.

So I use the toilet, wash my hands in the toilet, and then zip up? Got it.

Seriously. You nasty people. Wash your hands BEFORE you touch your no-no parts.

Boknows12s avatar Boknows12 Yeah You Are +2Reply
@bibbitybobbitybacon Why?

They had a study back in the early 90's(I think) on diesel mechanics. They had a much higher chance of getting testicular cancer. It was from not washing hands before urinating. I'm not talking when all greasy. The exposure to numerous chemicals although hands appeared clean was the issue. So better safe than bob. And Bob… Bob had bitch tits

@404ChompyNotFound They had a study back in the early 90's(I think) on diesel mechanics. They had a much higher chance of getting...

I guess it makes sense if you're handling potentially dangerous chemicals all day and your hands are filthy, otherwise I don't see the point

Please   login   or signup   to leave a comment.