Life is like a dick, it fucks you over, jerks you around, and it has it's hard moments, it can be rough, or smooth. Although, even with all the bad, sometimes excitement builds up so much so that it's hard to contain it and your happiness just EXPLODES! amirite?

+342 Life is like a dick, it fucks you over, jerks you around, and it has it's hard moments, it can be rough, or smooth. Although, even with all the bad, sometimes excitement builds up so much so that it's hard to contain it and your happiness just EXPLODES! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know about you, but i have never had a penis jerk me around

by Anonymous 13 years ago