+37 Sometimes I wish that I could just scrub my asshole with a toothbrush because wearing a thong makes it itch so badly. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Why are you wearing thongs?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Who're you?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

You need a bidet not a toothbrush. If you insist on a toothbrush make sure it's soft bristled

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Why would a thong make your ass itch?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Clean and bright , sensodyne!

by Hesselchase 11 months ago

I mean, you can. Start lightly though.

by Deeromaguera 11 months ago

Nothing sopping you. Soft bristle a must there though

by Tiannawehner 11 months ago

change your laundry detergent

by bernardhyatt 11 months ago

The itch is caused by particles of some sort. - laundry detergent left on the fabric - soap left behind from not rinsing thoroughly or using too strong of a soap - other "particles" left behind after a bowel movement and not having the chance to rinse Or it could be they shrunk in the dryer and are too small which is causing chaffing. Try wearing full underwear for a bit to see if that changes anything. If not, then it's my previous possibilities.

by Anonymous 11 months ago