Also about water, turn, and animals+309This is obviously the story of Unicorns. Noah left them to drown so they used their magical powers to turn themselves into water animals. Called Narwhals. amirite?
Also by MadisonRose+13You hate it when your turban falls off and all your friends find out the dark lord is in your head, amirite?
Also about water+233Some survival shows are pretty unrealistic. It's like "Yes, and after I finish collecting my water from the completely pure underground water source I just found, I'm going to pitch the tent I happened to come by in the wilderness. Of course, I'm going to have to look up how to pitch a tent on this netbook with built-in wi-fi that I caught with my BARE HANDS", amirite?
Also about water and turn+48This is how you spend your time in the shower: 25% -- Daydreaming. 25% -- Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air. 20% -- Turning in a circle to maintain even hot water distribution. 10% -- Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out. 10% -- Contemplating the hardest decisions of life. 7% -- Washing hair. 3% -- Washing other body parts. amirite?
Also by MadisonRose+852People always ask you whats wrong when you sneeze or yawn and your eyes water but when you actually feel like crying, noone seems to notice. Amirite?