you wont experience heaven until you microwave your cereal, amirite?

The mental health pandemic presents itself in many forms

by Grahamalexander 5 days ago

This sounds like oatmeal with extra steps..

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Ooo-la-la. Someone's getting laid in college.

by Upper-Barber 5 days ago

You lost me at "soggy cereal enjoyer"

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Right? Cream of wheat, oatmeal, and the like you expect to be soggy and pliable. Everything else is supposed to be crunchy.

by hillsnakia 5 days ago

I accept that oatmeal is just warm soggy cereal, and that's why I hate it.

by Srolfson 5 days ago

Except square Capt. Crunch. AKA: roof rip.

by Flat_Wolf_3120 5 days ago

It's actually so good with Honey Cheerios and Cap'n Crunch I swearrrr

by CabinetElectronic312 5 days ago

Yup no way

by Kailyncarroll 5 days ago

How many times was the cord wrapped around your neck as a fetus

by Anonymous 5 days ago

That's unique insult. I like it

by maymie62 5 days ago

You might actually be on to something. I was born with the cord wrapped around my neck, and I absolutely love soggy cereal (no joke, no sarcasm).

by Successful-Till 5 days ago

Try cream of wheat, I have a feeling you would like it.

by Stehrkaley 5 days ago

I miss the chocolate cream of wheat. It was heaven. They may now have microwaveable chocolate cream of wheat but its not the same

by Antonettagibson 5 days ago

And oatmeal

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Cold is the normal temp for milk 😂

by Anonymous 5 days ago

In fact the colder the better !

by Anonymous 5 days ago

I like to put the bowl of milk in the freezer for about 15-20 minutes before I pour the cerial (yes i typically pour the cerial first, unless I'm doing this)

by Successful_Gas7156 5 days ago

Do you know where milk comes from? It is not cold when it comes out.

by SingleRazzmatazz 5 days ago

Ya the fridge and yours is busted

by Anonymous 5 days ago

agree but latte enjoyers would argue

by Remarkable_Fact1363 5 days ago

I mean. You buy milk cold, but it comes out as warm? When is milk the most normal.

by Standard_Flower345 5 days ago

I dunno about that one

by jakubowskichasi 5 days ago

Aaand, you've discovered oatmeal.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

This isn't real.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Honestly I did it too as a kid it's so good i just don't eat cereal anymore because in my eyes it's not "food"

by CabinetElectronic312 5 days ago

Weetabix with warm milk is the best, once it's totally mixed up cover it with sugar. Yummy

by Anonymous 5 days ago

I feel like most cereal would be good with warm milk but OP is talking about hot cereal and milk mush

by Warm_Contest 5 days ago

appreciate it

by AirAggressive 5 days ago

How you wrote it? Chef's kiss, (as long as you're not the chef)

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Straight to jail.

by Zhartmann 5 days ago

I'll proudly keep my ticket to hell thanks.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

I'm a soggy cereal enjoyer too need to try this

by Hot_Substance1473 5 days ago

This actually sounds great lol. I'd love to try this with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Ooooo

by Nice-Elk 5 days ago

Not today Satan

by Warm_Waltz 5 days ago

Bruh

by Jesse50 5 days ago

are you okay?

by Anonymous 5 days ago

If you need help you can just ask

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Dude.... no

by Okonkorey 5 days ago

I'm so angry with you I refuse to respond further

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Munchy mouthfuls 😋..I LOVE cornflakes with warm milk..divine

by Anonymous 5 days ago

This would probably be the only one I'd try. Cornflakes or maybe bran flakes.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

i like soggy cereals as well, but i'll just make porridge. healthier and cheaper.

by camronhauck 5 days ago

Officer, it's this one right here.

by Ivory53 5 days ago

OP you should try weetabix

by Feisty_Scheme 5 days ago

i just remembered my best friend from middle school did this

by sallie88 5 days ago

I also like soggy cereal so I'll give this a try next time I eat cereal(Which is not a lot)

by Anonymous 5 days ago

You say we don't dip crackers in milk but that's because crackers aren't sweet. A more apt comparison would be oreos

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Microwaves are cringe but I actually don't dislike the idea of warm cereal. I brew coffee in a French press, toss that in a bowl (not a mug), put some milk in that bad boy (sometimes warmed, sometimes not), I open my box of cereal and toss some in the cafe au lait mixture and suck them down while they're still crispy. I proceed by tossing another fistful of cereal in. Very satisfying.

by OvenNo854 5 days ago

😨 I'm shocked right now I don't even know what to say

by Anonymous 5 days ago

'Things I've never even begun to think of doing ever in my life' for $100 Alex

by Anonymous 5 days ago

I ALSO AM A SOGGY CEREAL ENJOYER! But I will not be microwaving milk for my cereal

by Nice-Elk 5 days ago

I used to always use warm milk in my cereal, literally my entire childhood we would always use warm milk we'd heat up on an AGA. Then we moved out and had to use a microwave. Anyway fast forward to me being 16 years old, I go round my mates house and he asks if I want cereal, I say yes, he pours me a bowl and I ask him where his microwave is and he says why and I say to heat up my cereal and he looks at me with just confusion and fear, never seen anything like it. I went home and had a go at my Mum for why she raised me a freak and never told me, it legitimately shook my world a little bit. By the way it does taste better, I remember the inside of the Krave melts whilst still remaining crunchy with warm milk, I might go and buy some now.

by soledad40 5 days ago

Look, I'm a soggy cereal enjoyer, some people see that as an absolute travesty but I can understand that part. But in reaaaally don't want my milk warm unless it's in like a coffee, and even then it's not normally preferred for me.

by Ill_Engineer 5 days ago

Or just warm up your milk on the stove and pour it over

by South-Ask 5 days ago

Or microwave the milk then pour the cereal over it.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Like… oatmeal/porridge? Doing it with rice crisps and what not seems wild to me buuuut putting those things in my porridge seems normal so it's not that big of stretch to see how it might be nice

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Bro still eating cereal as an adult... diabetes is cming for you

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Sounds like oatmeal with extra steps

by Anonymous 5 days ago

At first I was absolutely revolted but the more I think about it the better this sounds.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

I always boil milk and put it on my cereal. Tastes like heaven.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

I don't agree with the majority of this, But Hear me out: hot or warm granola is amazing

by Conscious-Disaster40 5 days ago

Take the lithium

by Taliacummings 5 days ago

...put's the sword down, stands up. grabs some cereal. heads to the microwave.....

by One_Pace_8978 5 days ago

Did you ever put butter on a pop tart... .

by Anonymous 5 days ago

You would wait for 30 minutes wtfffffff

by Anonymous 5 days ago

I'm not sure I'll ever try it since I never eat cereal, but it's probably really good.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

This is so wholesome 😇 This OP is an angel among men

by joannyreynolds 5 days ago

what in the world is going on here?

by Koreyarmstrong 5 days ago

I always do it!!!!

by No-Independent-1909 5 days ago

This is going to blow up. Dear God.

by Relative-You 5 days ago

Ok, I'm not gonna microwave the cereal but I totally warm my milk up

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Hi ma I'm cooking

by Anonymous 4 days ago

I don't think I'll like warm ass milk.

by Anonymous 4 days ago

This is the norm for pretty much my whole family except we just warm the milk, not the whole bowl.

by Anonymous 4 days ago

just eat oatmeal.

by Anonymous 4 days ago

You know what, hell yeah

by Glittering-String 4 days ago

That's oatmeal

by Anonymous 4 days ago

I understand it's not literally. It was a joke don't come for me.

by Anonymous 4 days ago

okay you need to try cinnamon toast crunch heated up! an absolute game changer also vector. sooooo freaking good

by Particular-Vehicle22 4 days ago

This man is the devil.

by Anonymous 4 days ago

I also enjoy my cereal soggy so you've got me intrigued... Probably won't try it but I don't think you are crazy like the rest seem to

by Anonymous 4 days ago

Microwaving cereal will kill ya? Good to know I guess.

by North-Pineapple 4 days ago

Sounds good, I prefer crunchy over soggy but I love hot breakfasts and hot tea. I might try heating up the milk then adding the cereal.

by Human-Travel 4 days ago

i love partly soggy ceral but this….this is too much sog for me 😭

by Anonymous 4 days ago

you don't dip your freaking hard crackers in milk (cookies are okay cuz they're chewy alr) Wanna bet? Biscuits (the British kind, not the American kind) are hard, crunchy and sweet - and we dip them in milk and tea.

by ondrickapansy 4 days ago

Great idea, take the worst ultraprocessed food for your health, with the highest levels of microplastics tested....and then microwave it. Truly an unpopular opinion, well done.

by Anonymous 4 days ago

Yeah, I'll pass

by New-Cause 4 days ago

I'm guessing it's not too different, than eating oatmeal?

by Anonymous 4 days ago

Coffee in your cereal insured of milk with corn flakes , Cheerios or rice crispy

by Anonymous 4 days ago

Somebody has been taking sips of his cologne this morning...

by odessawilliamso 4 days ago

As a kid I would only eat Rice Krispies soggy. That microwaved would be perfect.

by Fresh-Aspect 4 days ago

Straight to hell do not pass go do not collect $200

by Anonymous 4 days ago

Absolutely no

by Kailyncarroll 4 days ago

What

by Schuyler82 4 days ago

i cant imagine anything more disgusting than milk, let alone warm milk

by Anonymous 4 days ago

This is actually the most common way to eat cereal in Bosnia

by Anonymous 4 days ago

Shut up man

by Warm_Contest 4 days ago

Truly an unpopular opinion

by RevolutionaryPop4486 4 days ago

Sounds reasonable. Cereal is wheat, grain, or corn based, and we eat oatmeal, cream of wheat, and even grits heated. What you've discovered, is porridge.

by Anonymous 4 days ago

Im calling the police

by Sufficient-Shoe4727 4 days ago

Obvious bait attempt

by Anonymous 4 days ago

Wait until you've tried broken pop tarts in microwaved milk, eaten from a bowl like cereal. You'll then realise you're a fool and never even look at cereal again.

by Upper-Barber 4 days ago

Sounds like oatmeal. I'd try that instead, you'd probably like it better

by Conscious-Rice8923 4 days ago

Maybe I could microwave the milk a little bit first and then add in the cereal. The cereal should go first always, but soggy cereal is criminal.

by kyler41 4 days ago

I mean, you just like oatmeal lol or granola with steamed milk or something.

by Anonymous 4 days ago

you don't dip your crackers in milk OP has never once heard of milk & cookies or seen a single commercial for Oreos in their life

by Dependent-Newt 4 days ago

YES. Cereals in hot chocolate too. I've seen friends do it when I was like 8-9yo and each and every winter I've been doing this since then.

by Historical-Limit 4 days ago