+504 I'm sure that all of the war veterans are grateful that we're remembering their buddies who died with a 50% off mattress sale this weekend, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Many of our fine soldiers are having their eternal rest, and may they rest in peace. But how can you rest on that old mattress? Come on down to Big Bob's Mattress Emporium and check out our excellent selection. Be sure not to miss our Memorial Day Sale! These prices will blow you away!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago