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Also about stomach and mans heart+344a way to a mans heart is through his stomach, but a way to a mans wallet is through his pants, amirite?
Also about quickest, heart, and stomach+290The quickest way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach; it's through his back, with a knife, amirite?
Also by Iamsorite+7The world would be so much different if the virgin mary got an abortion, amirite?
Also about women, heart, and stomach+2,674It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
Also by Iamsorite+20" Can we play rape?" "no.." "That's the spirit!", amirite?
Also about women+224Some women don't know what "Feminists" means and think it is a way to use hatred towards men. To be a Feminist is to be aware of current issues women experience and go forward to make a change. Because it is time to relieve the oppression women experience in this world. We are all human and we all deserve respect. Amirite?
Also by Iamsorite+16Some days you want to post a factual statement, just so that if anyone clicks "No Way" you know they're trolling, amirite?
Also about stomach+62Assuming you can overcome the pain, the best course of action after someone disembowels you so there's no chance of survival is: 1. Find your stomach, 2. Detach it at the cardiac sphincter, 3. Liberally baste your killer with concentrated hydrochloric acid and protease solution (stomach juice) amirite?