+120 The lawyer in Jurassic Park wasn't actually a coward: he just had to run to a toilet to avoid pooping himself in a humid, unairconditioned car with two random kids. There ain't no time to light a flare gun and look cool; not when your ass is the flare gun. amirite?

by Anonymous 19 hours ago

What does that even mean

by Illustrious_Radio553 19 hours ago

Ah! I didn't remember the pants. I think that seals it as a cowards move then.

by kreigerozella 19 hours ago

Came here to say this. His shorts were fully on.

by ProudCantaloupe 18 hours ago

Well it wasn't R rated. Couldn't exactly have the ding dong flapping when the T-Rex picks him up.

by Anonymous 18 hours ago

In the book it wasn't Gennaro hiding. It was an entirely different character who explicitly abandoned the kids, hid, and was 100% a coward. The film did Gennaro dirty, he was a brave and decent man who kicked ass and survived the story..

by Miracleleuschke 17 hours ago

I believe there were quite a few issues with the legal team hired for Jurrasic Park, so they switched it as a little inside thing to say screw these lawyers. I've never fact checked this. I heard it from my college roommate, who is the biggest Jurrasic Park nerd I've ever met, so I took his word.

by Substantial-Feed7947 17 hours ago

Costa rica in the heat? middle of nowhere? stuck in explorer all day with upset stomach? checks out

by Anonymous 17 hours ago

He was attacked by a giant animal that has been extinct for millions of years. It was basically a monster. The guy wasn't a hero, but it's harsh to call him a coward.

by Opening-Jello-6814 16 hours ago

The toilet lid was down. Means he wasn't there to poop but hide.

by Anonymous 16 hours ago