New comment 4 days ago+49You're not special. Your FBI agent has to keep track of approximately 19,999 other people's internet activity. amirite?
New comment 4 days ago-24Almost every person who plays video games will need glasses at some point in time, amirite?
New comment 4 days ago+49We describe small things in foot and large things in feet. John is 6' and the mountain is 3000'. amirite?
New comment 4 days ago+46.99999... is technically equal to 1, as 3/3 has an actual value as .99999..... but it is considered to be equal to 1. amirite?
New comment 4 days ago+40Our basic instincts kick in when our phones are below 70%. amirite?
New comment 4 days ago-51if you smell your own fart while eating a burrito, everything has come full circle, amirite?
New comment 4 days ago+52Once we colonise Mars They have to build a Gold Statue of Elon Musk, amirite? More
New comment 5 days ago+59The lobsters in the kitchen aboard the titanic didn't realize how lucky they really were when it sank. amirite?
New comment 5 days ago+48Eating your stomach would only make you hungrier, amirite?
New comment 5 days ago-48All of us are eskimo brothers except you because we all did your mom. amirite?
New comment 5 days ago+55Goo Lagoon in Spongebob. Water under water. The Lagoon must have had a major density difference to be able to be underwater and to be noticeable under the water. Maybe it's the nuclear dump that made all of the fish walk and talk. amirite?