New comment 1 week agoI am a bean; I am very lean. I am not fat; I am sure of that. Like all beans, I am small and round; but unlike others, I dont grow in the ground. What kind of bean am I?
New comment 2 weeks agoYou've recently arrived on Earth and quickly set about blending in...when you realise. - you're not sure why - but apparently you need people! Everyone seems to have them! (odd) The question is: how many do you need?
New comment 2 weeks agoHow much dirt is there in a hole in the ground that's two feet wide, three feet long, and four feet deep?
New comment 3 weeks agoSchwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, the Pope doesn't use his, and Clinton uses his all the time. What is it?
New comment 3 weeks agoMy tines be long, My tines be short My tines end ere My first report. What am I?
New comment 3 weeks agoStop adults at random on the street and ask them: What is the diff between Communism and Fascism? Is it our education that is lacking?
New comment 3 weeks agoHow did I get here?
A little girl asked her mother how she got here. Her mother, misty-eyed, smiled and replied, “Once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The little seed grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that we made love without a condom.” More