+8It took 40 attempts to get wd 40 right. So much for stupid science. amirite?
+15You took a shower and not a minute after drying off you need to go #2. What the heck, amirite?
+20Overdraft , ATM surcharge and paper statement charge,are the guns and knives of the banking world, amirite?
-6you should get an employee discount if use the self checkout lane, amirite?
I knew I was getting old when I could no longer bite my toenails due to inflexibility. What can you no longer do?
When chewing your dinner at the restaurant and you come across something lumpy, distasteful, feels like it's got hair on it do you spit it out as fast as you can or do you hover over your plate, let it fall out of your mouth then inspect it?