New comment 2 days ago+32Poops are to food what periods are to eggs. amirite?
New comment 2 days ago+51Theres no better feeling then helping an old person work their phone, amirite?
New comment 2 days ago-42WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL
Music:we have YOUTUBE FOR THAT
Sport: we have Wii for that
Spanish: Theres Dora
Geography : ill buy a globe
History: there all dead anyways
New comment 2 days ago+40The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 in the morning is realising that some people do it on purpose so they can exercise. amirite?
New comment 3 days ago-29If you barely have service with Verizon, take comfort knowing that there is a T-mobile user near you with no bars. amirite?
New comment 3 days ago+30Maybe we all have multiple personalities, but your other personalities are in a coma, amirite?
New comment 3 days ago+31If something supernatural actually, literally happened to an otherwise ordinary person, everyone would think they were insane regardless. amirite?
New comment 3 days ago+28If all humans weren't supposedly descended from Adam and Eves kids, maybe we would all genetically be better because otherwise we're all inbred, amirite?
New comment 3 days ago+54We tell kids to not take candy from strangers and to avoid them but then we encourage them to get ice cream from a dude in a white van. amirite?
New comment 3 days ago+15Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are the perfect fit for each other; the only problem is we may not have enough room in the media to fit the giant mega douche bag they form, amirite?
New comment 3 days ago+52You've probably owned a piece of currency that was stolen. amirite?
New comment 3 days ago+39When you're dating someone it's ok for them to see you naked but after you break up with them it becomes embarrassing and inappropriate, amirite?
New comment 3 days ago+31The only time you CAN please everyone is at an orgy, amirite?
New comment 3 days ago+48You can have unlimited water if you don't eat, drink a gallon of water then drink your pee. amirite?