New comment 3 days ago+10To aliens, we probably look at stars from earth with the same intellectual capacity as fish look at flashlights from underwater. right?
New comment 3 days ago+1,150It's annoying how women's dress pants often don't have pockets. Just because i'm classy as fuck doesn't mean I don't have shit that I need to carry around with me, amirite?
New comment 3 days ago-1Sometimes for no reason at all you wanted to walk up to a nerd, dipso, cripple, pan handler or other odd person and give them a hug even though it would've looked stupid to others in the mall, park or wherever so you didn't, amirite?
New comment 3 days ago+4Who do you wish would just go away as soon as bloody possible? Come on... there must be someone, amirite?
New comment 3 days ago+13You can never unread or unsee something. You can forget it but it's still there. amirite?
New comment 4 days ago+738You can't resist stabbing the **** out of microwave meals that say "pierce lid several times", amirite?
New comment 4 days ago+17We all have big disappointments, amirite?
What are some promises that have come short? amirite?
New comment 4 days ago+3Our problems are caused by our living in a 21st Century world with a neolithic body and 40,000 wiring that is simply not suited for it. More
New comment 4 days ago+18Does an elected official have to be open with their sexuality? or is it no ones business?? Would finding out that one was hiding the truth make you trust them less? Maybe a swinging president and first lady would spice things up? Just curious about your thoughts. amirite?
New comment 4 days ago-5The air coming out of a washroom hand dryer is the air from the washroom only. We might as well fart on our hands, amirite
New comment 4 days ago+25Losing everything can be liberating. If you have nothing left to live for, and can make yourself go on living for no reason, that proves that your will to live is strong as iron, and nothing can ever make you choose to die. amirite?
New comment 4 days ago+5June 20th will now forever be known as "not a father " day where women take time and buy presents for past boyfriends who didn't knock them up. amirite?