+52One major advantage of being female is almost no one ever gets mad at you for having an accidental orgasm. amirite?
+30If you're a loud snorer you probably shouldn't land yourself in prison where you could have a cellmate. amirite?
+52Sugar consumption has skyrocketed in recent years but sugar packets are still the same size. amirite?
-46If you barely have service with Verizon, take comfort knowing that there is a T-mobile user near you with no bars. amirite?
+33There will be one point in the future where earth population will be measured in despacito views, amirite?
+54As a kid, you think that musicians are these wise figures with good advice for us. As an adult, you realize that these people are all in their early 20s, and they don't have much understanding of life yet, amirite?
+31If you arrange life as a timeline of food ingested, you can visualize your entire life as a progression of you sliding mouth-first along a very long food pole that becomes excrement at the other end of you. amirite?
+64At one point, all the babies in the mom womb will have the same or similar structure of the face and body, amirite?
+57The people who used to bum smokes from just about anybody in the old days are mostly outta luck now, amirite?