-10Humans used turtle strategies exclusively for hundreds of years, amirite?
Are you a giggler?
+5There might've been a guy who could read other people's mind but killed himself after he saw what others felt towards him, amirite?
+25Losing everything can be liberating. If you have nothing left to live for, and can make yourself go on living for no reason, that proves that your will to live is strong as iron, and nothing can ever make you choose to die. amirite?
+21A push up is not a standard unit, it's something that resists every person unequally... amirite?
+21You can never unread or unsee something. You can forget it but it's still there. amirite?
All processed foods should be avoided.
LAST NIGHT, I WATCHED "THE BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS " ON TV. WHAT DID YOU DO?
0% I READ A BOOK. TWO, IN FACT. 0% I WAS FLIRTING WITH A "HIGHLY EDUCATED" SOCIOPATH ON ELITE.COM 0% I CLEARED THE BOARD ON JEOPARDY. 26% I HAD NIGHTMARES THAT DONALD TRUMP DESTROYED THE PLANET. 5% I DID YOGA AND MEDITATED. 0% I WATCHED MSNBC OR FOX NEWS. 0% I DRANK MYSELF INTO A STUPOR. 5% I WENT TO CHURCH AND PRAYED, THEN BAR HOPPING. 5% AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU STARTED WATCHING TV AGAIN, RL? 11% NOTHING QUITE THAT DEPLORABLE (ADJECTIVE). 0% NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS. 47% I DID SOMETHING ELSE...
Nothing like a little treat after your favorite meal or rewarding yourself after a long week...what is your go to dessert?
+23When a can says 100% recycled that doesn't mean that it's safe to throw on the ground . amirite?
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