-2I am curious to know the average age of people on this site. If you are older than the current vote, vote it up. If you are younger, vote it down. This'll be a good experiment, amirite?
+2,278So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how cool is that for someone her age? amirite?
+1,202If age is just a number and marijuana's just a plant then jail's just a room, amirite?
+707You meet an average of 2 people each day, considering some days you meet 0, and some days you meet 300. So if you live to be 100, you will meet 73,000. There are about 6,697,354,040 people in the world so if you were a hundred years old now you would know .0001% of the population. About 1% of those people will be your age, but yeah you met your soulmate today in math class, amirite?
+876Watching sports as you get closer to the athletes' age gets more and more depressing, because you start realizing that they had some "it" factor that you didn't have that allowed them to go pro. You aren't just watching a simple game of football, you're watching your childhood dreams die in HD, amirite?
+828At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 success is having money. At age 50 success is having money. At age 60 success is having sex. At age 70 success is having a drivers license. At age 75 success is having friends. At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants. ... amirite?
+1,028Lil' Wayne has four children at the age of 28 and T.I has six at the age of 30. I think it's safe to say these guys aren't wrappers. amirite?
+646someone should take a picture of their firstborn and use age progression software to find out what he will look like at age 16. then frame the picture and keep it up as a centerpiece in the house. when they are 16, and he realizes the picture is of himself, try to convince him hes a time traveler. amirite?
+654When I'm older, I'm going to have a girl. I'm going to raise her to get straight A's. She will not date until age 16, and not have sex until marraige. She will never get in trouble in school, and will respect everyone. She will have perfect manners also. Her name will be... Shanaynaquishaliquana'ice. amirite?
+726I feel sorry for Harry Potter's kids. Imagine when they went to Hogwarts, "Damn it, James! When I was you age, I was knocking out trolls in the bathroom! You can't even get E's!", amirite?
+226Your cell number's last digit x 2 + 5 x 50 + your age + 365 - 615. = The last two numbers are your age and the first number is your cells last number. Amirite?