Amirite?

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+11You make Katy Perry, a California girl, feel like she's having a teenage dream when you show her your peacock. Your peacock turns into a firework, ready to explode, when she kisses a girl and likes it. Your heart races like a hummingbird's, until she tells you your tactics feel so alien. You turn away, and for the rest of the night, she sobs about how you were the one that got away, amirite?
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+203Show on ancient aliens: "The hieroglyphics depict a human-like body in an up-right position. IT'S AN ALIEN", amirite?
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+7If you watch it backwards, District 9 is a touching story of how an alien finds a cure for his alien disease. amirite?
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+17Yes, I'm a lesbian. No, I did not hatch out of an alien egg from Lady Gaga's vagina. amirite?
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+24When you think of an illegal alien, you think of Mexicans ,not Canadians, Asians, Russians, etc.,amirite?
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-6Asians are cool. They're the closest you'll ever get to fucking an alien, amirite?
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+16This website is an illegal virus controlled by alien forces. amirite?
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+12I dislike it when things tell me to rewrite the text that's there. Ex: Before posting something here. I assure you, I'm not some sort of alien trying to take over the world. But hey, anything can happen. amirite?
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+189Why does all the ''alien abductions'' seem to happen in America, amirite?
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-1Alien greys; they're jazzy snazzy. amirite?
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+4DoodleJump the animal from the game is an alien, amirite?
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-8If you don't like me your a alien, amirite?
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+13You have thought about what you would do in the event of the zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion, but not during the undead-extra-terrestrial-being attack, amirite?
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+220The only way for all of the nations to come together is if the human race were threatened by some type of alien race, and this may not even bring everyone together, amirite?
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+19If you're a scientist and you find yourself in a movie, you should probably stay away from big laboratories with alien specimen. amirite?
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