+2,359You could totally imagine Old Spice Guy doing a presidential campaign ad: Hello people of America. Look at your nominee, now back to me. Now back to your nominee, now back to me. Sadly, your nominee isn't me, but if he stopped running for president he could be in my cabinet. I'm on a campaign ad. amirite?
+1,436Welcome to America:You can be the valedictorian of your class, go to college, get a Doctorate's Degree, get a really good job, and you're still not going to make as much each year as Snooki. amirite?
+974Okay, so America is the face. Canada is a hat and Mexico is a beard. Alaska is an ear. Russia is a guy holding a gun to our head. Greenland is a speech bubble saying "Please don't kill me!". The carribean islands are tears sliding off our face, and Hawaii is the shell falling to the ground. That's a sucky picture , amirite?
+835This oil spill is completely BP's fault, see, Americans dumped English tea into the Boston Harbor. The British, after biding their time for 237 years, have struck back. YOUR MOVE, AMERICA, amirite?
+817Only in America can we have a oil crisis and complain about high gas prices and still have a sport dedicated entirely to driving cars in circles, amirite?
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+811Polls show that 93% of Europeans think that America is the stupidest country. Polls also show that 84% of Americans think that Europe is the stupidest country. amirite?
+412I think the best way to solve America's problem's is to elect a grizzly bear into the house of representatives, stick with me here, because he would than systematically take out the frail and weak and leave only those fit to survive. Not to mention congress would be forced to put their petty squabbles aside and band together in order to survive, nothing says bipartisanship like the threat of bears, amirite?
+603I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world. amirite?
+722Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good Going, America, amirite?
+500Do you think there are too many immigrants in America? Yes:28%. No:12%. No Habla ingles:60%, amirite?
+899Welcome to America, the only place where you can find a woman with a leash on her child, yet she is carrying around her puppy in a stroller. Where a bank keeps two doors open, yet they chain the pens to the desk. Where white people call each other niggers. amirite?
+826People might think America is stupid for continuing to use Fahrenheit, but imagine if "Fahrenheit 451" had been named "Celcius 232.77777777777." It doesn't quite sound the same, amirite?