+2,529An international school teacher asks her students a question: "What is your opinion on food scarcity in other countries?" African Student: "What's food?" European Student: "What's scarcity?" American student: "What are other countries?" Chinese Student: "What's my own opinion?", amirite?
+2,412Just because you're blonde, it doesn't mean you're dumb. Just because you're black, it doesn't mean you're ghetto. Just because you're American, it doesn't mean you're fat. Just because you're Mexican, it doesn't mean you're cheap. Just because you're a girl, it doesn't mean you can't play a video game. Just because you're a guy, it doesn't mean you can't see an emotional movie. Amirite?
+2,252Most people don't even vote for presidents. They vote for things like American Idol -_-... I think they should just name those presidency elections to something catchy like "Who's gonna run this Bitch".. amirite?
+1,764Thousands of years from now people are going to find an "American Calender" and think the world is going to end on December 31st, amirite?
+1,287You're black and your ancestors were slaves? Sorry, I didn't realize I was offending you. What's that? You're Jewish and your ancestors experienced the Holocaust? My bad. Huh? Your Irish? Protestant?Native American? Japanese? Chinese? Gay? Handicapped?A women? A man? Adopted? Abused? Ya know what... everyone's ancestors were persecuted at some point. It doesn't mean everyone owes you now. Amirite?
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+1,197American English is like the bastard child of Latin and some Germanic language. Its more well-liked but prudish sibling is British English, while its sporty and laid back brother is Australian English. French would be the indulgent aunt because it lavishes American English with so many word gifts, and Old Norse would be the cranky but often helpful grandfather language. amirite?
+1,099If you're a teenager now, it's weird the think that you've already lived through several major historical events you will tell your kids about. Such as Year 2000, 9/11/2001 and first black president (if you're American). amirite?
+1,033Here's to all the thousands of people that lost their lives almost exactly 9 years from today for just being American. Never forget 9/11/01, amirite?
+1,025Hey Secret Life of the American Teenager, thanks for making every American teenager seem as if all we want is sex, amirite?
+1,001How to be: Canadian. Say "eh" at the end of every sentence. Jamacian. Say "mon" at the end of every sentence. American. Say "with fries" at the end of every sentence, amirite?
+994In next year's auditions for American Idol, there's going to be the one idiot who sings Rebecca Black's "Friday", and will face humiliation all throughout the nation, amirite?