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+1,829300 years from now: "I hate those fucking robots!" "Don't use the word 'robot'! They prefer to be called Android Americans.", amirite?
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BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan
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+1,324Statistically, 9/11 Americans will be offended by this message, amirite?
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+1,207Americans: The founding fathers, who wanted us to be able to have guns, would pee through all 8 layers of their pants if they saw what guns were today, amirite?
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+1,157So Osama Bin Laden is dead... Amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down. amirite?
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+1,144You know how when Americans try to "speak" Chinese they just end up saying stuff like: "woi cha chumg ching chung chow"? Well I wonder what people in other countries say to mimic English... amirite?
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femine
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+1,012Americans don't run on Dunkin. Americans don't run at all. Amirite?
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+984Canadians, Australians and British people: You know who the President of the United States is. Americans: You don't know the names of the Prime Ministers of Canada, Australia and the UK, amirite?
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+954"Plane crash in Pakistan. 132 dead, including 2 Americans". Isn't it annoying how American media sources seem to view catastrophes based on how many Americans are in them? Pakistanis and others are just as important, amirite?
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+901Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
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+835Decent Americans: Some times you really want to smack someone upside their head and say,"You're the reason all the other countries hate us!". Amirite?
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Bob_the_Penguins avatar Bob_the_Penguin
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+834This oil spill is completely BP's fault, see, Americans dumped English tea into the Boston Harbor. The British, after biding their time for 237 years, have struck back. YOUR MOVE, AMERICA, amirite?
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+810Polls show that 93% of Europeans think that America is the stupidest country. Polls also show that 84% of Americans think that Europe is the stupidest country. amirite?
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+809Americans should be burning calories, not Qur'ans, amirite?
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+799Despite what the posts and comments on this website might lead you to believe, most Canadians and Americans actually get along and even like each other, amirite?
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+797Dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish, amirite?
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