+690Didn't help myself in court yesterday. I was arrested for child porn charges and the Judge said, "How does 5-6 years sound?" I said, "Sexy", amirite?
+330Guys: you hate it when you get arrested for bringing guns to the grocery store when all you did was wear a muscle shirt, amirite?
+298If you see a black guy running and you shoot him, you could probably get arrested for impersonating a police officer, amirite?
+539If you touch a rock, you touch the past. If you touch a flower, you touch the present. If you touch a child, you get arrested. amirite?
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+619The police arrested two kids the other day, one for drinking battery acid and one for eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off, amirite?
+369If my arm were to simultaneously combust into flames, I would run the risk of being arrested for the possession of an unlicensed firearm, amirite?
+23Who else is disgusted at the “news”? We don’t get news anymore. The news, has been replaced by 99% political commentary. There is so much going on out there in the world that we don’t hear anything about. We may get a 10 second blurb now and then, and then, nothing. More
+294I was arrested after my therapist told me to take something for my kleptomania, not fair, amirite?