+5,029People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?
+2,903You know what's annoying? Cling wrap clinging to itself. I mean, all you wanted to do was cover some food in plastic but NOOO. First you gotta somehow hold the thing straight with one hand, then perform a small miracle by unclinging the stuff from itself. Then when you try to put it on the dish or whatever, it just clings to itself again. Also world hunger. That shit's pretty bad too, amirite?
+1,230When you think about it, Hitler really wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler, amirite?
+1,837Always remember, no matter how bad it seems, things could be worse. I mean, you could be being chased by some psycho with a snake who wants to kill you because of a prophecy while you have to go find and kill six pieces of his soul, amirite?
+1,677Famous people are always doing bad things. Lindsey Lohan did drugs, Charlie Sheen getting drunk and hitting a porn star, and Justin Bieber stayed up way past 9:30, amirite?
+1,271You love how in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?", amirite?
+1,235Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck? Well breaking a condom is 18. amirite?
+1,529If Beethoven heard Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber's music he would probably be shocked, not because the music was bad, but because Beethoven's deaf. amirite?
+993The girl married her Prince. The bad guy is dead. It's a real Disney weekend here on Earth. amirite?
+1,146Ghandi, as you know was barefoot most of the time, which created many large calluses on his feet. He also didn't eat very often which made him very thin and fragile. His unusual diet also gave him bad breath, so i guess you could say he's a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis, amirite?
+632It seems that MADD is really a bad name for the organization. There are many fathers against drunk driving too! Also the group is against any type of impaired driving not just drunkenness. So it seems like a better name would be People In Support of Sober Driving. They could even have the slogan: "We're not MADD anymore, we're PISSD.", amirite?
+1,255Doctor: "I have some bad news and some good news." Patient: "Give me the good news first." Doctor: "They're going to name a disease after you.", amirite?
+1,449If it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, we should all go around telling fat people bad news, amirite?