+2,176It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?
+1,257A lot of conflict in the Wild West could've been avoided if cowboy urban planners had made towns big enough for everyone, amirite?
+2,674It seems like nine out of ten guys these days prefer big boobs and the tenth guy prefers the other nine guys, amirite?
+1,186Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. We're not sure if Lady Gaga has one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but never uses it. What is it? A last name, amirite?
+1,764Life is one big game of Hide & Seek, once you find that one person you've won the game, amirite?
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+1,320You're curious as to how they get all of the photos for textbooks. Do they have an archive, or is there a big photo shoot day? "Okay! We need a mother in a wheelchair and a daughter with brown hair painting a kitchen wall yellow at a 45 degree angle! Make it happen," amirite?
+751Optimists -- Half full. Pessimists -- Half empty. Sarcastic -- oh sure, it's half full all right... Realist -- the glass contains equal parts water and air. Engineer -- the glass is too big for the cup. Politician -- if you vote for me the glass will be COMPLETELY full. Einstein -- it's all relative... Wise -- each to their own. amirite?
+638Dumbledore knows everybody's business, he knows everything about everyone. That's why his beard is so big, it's full of secrets. amirite?
+1,330They say that if a guy has big feet it means that he has a big penis. That just makes the thought of being raped by clowns even scarier. amirite?
+1,395Rihanna: So it's okay for Eminem to tie you down and set the house on fire because you like the way it hurts, but Chris Brown gives you a few cuts and bruises and it's a big deal. amirite?