+18,293I should be allowed to differentiate between two non-descript people I dont know by saying "he is the black dude" without people accusing me of being racist, amirite?
+4,318How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to each take 200 photos of the event for facebook, clog up your news feed, and later on edit the pictures to black and white, amirite?
+2,429Why does Obama give his speeches behind bulletproof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody, amirite?
+2,412Just because you're blonde, it doesn't mean you're dumb. Just because you're black, it doesn't mean you're ghetto. Just because you're American, it doesn't mean you're fat. Just because you're Mexican, it doesn't mean you're cheap. Just because you're a girl, it doesn't mean you can't play a video game. Just because you're a guy, it doesn't mean you can't see an emotional movie. Amirite?
+2,351It's funny how makeup is named to look as un-racist as possible. There is "bare" for super pale people, "deep" for black people, and a bunch of unrelated words like "silk" and "honey" for the shades in between, amirite?
+2,018I always hear people say, "I'm not a racist, but-" but never the other way around. It would be funny to hear someone say,"I am a racist, but the black kid at school is a fucking legend.", amirite?
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+1,784I love how a white person cant say something about another race without being called racist, yet black people can say whatever the hell they want and not be judged. Amirite?
+1,631Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?
+1,380if a black person says something mean about a black person its okay, but if a white person says anything they are immediatley accused of being racist and everyone is mean to that person.and if a black person says something mean about a white person everyone just laughs and its funny. who being racist now? amirite?
+1,358If Dr. Seuss Was Actually a Doctor: Dr. Seuss: I do not like this brownish spot. I do not like this dark black dot. I do not like this odd-shaped mole. I do not like this porous hole. I'd wear more sunblock here and there. I'd wear more sunblock everywhere. It looks as though, I'm sad to say, that you have cancer, here today. Patient: Are you...high? amirite?
+1,311You aren't racist but you still get nervous when you walk by two stereotypical black guys on the street alone, amirite?
+1,307I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
+1,287You're black and your ancestors were slaves? Sorry, I didn't realize I was offending you. What's that? You're Jewish and your ancestors experienced the Holocaust? My bad. Huh? Your Irish? Protestant?Native American? Japanese? Chinese? Gay? Handicapped?A women? A man? Adopted? Abused? Ya know what... everyone's ancestors were persecuted at some point. It doesn't mean everyone owes you now. Amirite?