+2,923He came to me one night, explored my body, he licked - sucked - swallowed, when he left I was hurt .. STUPID MOSQUITO! amirite?
+2,087SCIENCE FACT: If you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die, amirite?
+1,389When a guy calls you cute he is looking at your face, when he calls you hot he looks at your body, but when he calls you beautiful he is looking at your heart, amirite?
+1,283Roses are red, nuts are brown. Skirts go up, pants come down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet. The longer it's in, the stronger it gets. You pull it out and it starts to sag... Oops! It's not what you think, it's a Lipton Tea Bag! amirite?
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+1,277If someone starts the argument If a tree falls in a woods, but no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? You should say, If I murdered someone in my basement, but no one found the body and no one hears the screams, did I really murder them? That will end the argument. amirite?
+1,181Building a treehouse is killing a tree, and then making his friend hold up his dead body, amirite?
+1,118If Mr. Fantastic can stretch any part of his body, his wife must be one lucky lady: he could potentially have the world's biggest..... heart, amirite?
+1,068Girls; you miss when your body was hairless and you didnt have to worry about shaving anything, amirite?
+1,068If he calls you hot, he's looking at your body. If he calls you pretty, he's looking at your face. If he calls you handsome...He's kinda weird. Amirite?
+1,012If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?
+985California girls aren't the only people who can melt Popsicles with their skin considering the average body temperature is 98.6 degrees amirite?