There's a boy named Carol. He's made fun of throughout high school because of his weird name, and so he's become very shy. But he has a crush on a girl and works up the courage to ask her out. She says yes, and he's so happy. After years of dating, he works up the courage to ask her to marry him. She says yes, and he's so happy. When their first child is born, a girl, he lets the wife name her, because he still feels so lucky and fortunate just to be with her. The wife names the baby "Love". Love grows up and now she starts to be made fun of because of her weird name. She comes home from school one day screaming at her dad, asking why he gave her such a stupid name. He takes blame, wanting to protect his wife, and apologizes. Love says he ruined her life. She shoots him and runs away. Finally the wife comes home, sees Carol lying on the ground, screams and runs to him. "Carol! What happened?!" He beckons her to come closer, and with his dying breath he whispers in her ear: "Shot through the heart. And you're to blame. Darling you gave Love a bad name."
Not the Student's Fault ? Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, “How did Greg do on his history exam?” “Oh, not so good,” he replied. “But it wasn’t his fault. They asked him about things that happened before he was born!” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
0Poor Football Teams ? Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. “I blame the general manager,” said the first fan. “If he signed better players, we’d be a great team.” “I blame the players,” said the second fan. “If they made more of an effort, we’d score some points.” “I blame my parents,” said the third. “If I’d been born in Seattle, I’d be supporting a decent team.” Link: https://www.rd.com/jokes/sports-jokes/
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+7If you don't fit in society...you might have been born an alien... If God impregnated Mary...aliens could do that to your mom... More
I feel so happy to have been born in Belgium, Westearn-Europe and not in the USA. People here accept and respect other people's differences. Being fired for being LGBT is unheard of here. It's even illegal here to discriminate against people with a different sexual orientation or gender identity. People who disagree with respecting LGBT people's gender identity or sexual orientation are shunned here. Nobody makes a problem if someone in their friend circle is gay-bi-lesbian-pan or trans. LGBT people here don't have to fear discrimination on a job sollicitation. It's illegal to discriminate based on sexual orientation or gender identity. People being killed for their sexual orientation or gender identity is also unheard of here. Religious folks cannot spread their believes publicly. They can only talk about their religion in small, intimate circles like the church which almost nobody visits here anyway. Almost nobody is religious here. Especially not the younger generations. Spreading your religious believes on the work floor or in any other public place is illegal here. Our health care insurance, which everyone has here and is very affordable, covers all kinds of procedures and doesn't exclude procedures for transgender related care. It's illegal to do so. This is a very very liberal area and I am very greatful to live in such an accepting and supportive environment and not in the USA.
Please post some trivia for our entertainment. Did you know that Elvis was born with a twin...who died.
You are born; other people meet your needs. You grow up and then spend the rest of your life meeting other people's needs. Is this what life is about?