+131The world is so backwards, you have all these intelligent, talented, good people who have to work very hard to earn a good living, meanwhile you have a lot of born rich but dumb as rocks people who have it all and they just blow it all on drugs and crash a Lamborghini every other weekend while drunk. amirite?
+76If you were born on the second before the new year, you would technically still be born in '09, amirite?
+96I think that people are born naturally good and beautiful inside. Its just everyone else that eventually fucks them up. amirite?
+484It's strange that we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King's birthday, because he was born a normal boy. We should celebrate what makes him famous, like the day he made his "I have a dream" speech, amirite?
+25Being born at the august end of the school year is fucking annoying when all your friends are turning 18, amirite?
+130The two best days in a person's life are the day we are born, and the day we discover why, amirite?
-10Dead is the new unambiguous. Bipolar is the new undecided. Heavily armed is the new born again. Bald is the new head . . . and the new crotch. Sheepishly admitting to having an STD is the new flirting. Smoking is the new outdoorsy lifestyle. Gay marriage is the new "be careful what you wish for." Misinformed is the new patriotic. Serotonin uptake inhibiting is the new crowd control. Amirite?