+20Self-Defense classes teach you to use your car keys as a weapon to defend yourself, but in the future, that information might be redundant because every day more and more car keys don't actually have keys, amirite?
+15When your driving the only difference is the wheels moving/engine on, the rest of the car is always in park, amirite?
+13The circumference of the Earth is 24,901 miles, but that's still considered pretty low mileage for a car. amirite?
+34In the future when everyone has a self driving car, manual cars will probably only be used for recreation and sport just as horses are today. amirite?
+38Falling asleep in the car and than waking up at your destination is like skipping a cutscene, amirite?
+27In the UK you have yet to see a Doctor's car with a green flashing beacon. Amirite?
+22I don't care what an upstanding citizen you think you are. I'm the one who has to drive this old piece of trash, and I will not tolerate upstanding, downstanding, grandstanding, brandstanding, bystanding, backstanding, forthstanding, withstanding, withoutstanding, outstanding, instanding, notwithstanding, or any old Texan standoffs! Either sit down and shut up, or get out!! Or so help me I will turn this tiny clown car right around and we're going to the drug store to pick up 600cc of nyquil. amirite?
+34An electric car that is propelled by 1-2 wheels, while the other 2-3 wheels generate enough energy to power the car from moving, would solve a lot of problems. amirite?
+17New Teslas don't come with a new car smell. They come with Elon Musk. amirite?