+834Your car is Japanese. Your pizza is Italian. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. And you complain about your neighbor being an immigrant? amirite?
+829When you were a little kid, you just assumed that all four of the wheels on a car were powered, not just the front two, amirite?
+814You've never seen a car alarm go off because someone was actually trying to steal a car, amirite?
+805You always seem to squeeze the handle of your car just as the driver pushes the button to unlock it, amirite?
+804When you were little, if it was raining and you were in the car you would cheer for rain droplets as they raced to see who would reach one of the sides of the window the fastest, amirite?
+799When you're first learning to drive, every car that comes close to you is trying to kill you, amirite?
+77410% of car thieves are left handed. All polar bears are left handed. So there's a 10% chance that a polar bear took your car. amirite?