+770I saw a sign in a store window that said "Wanna win a FREE trip in a police car? Then go ahead shoplift from us we dare you" I can just see some 5 year old that wants to see a police car take this the wrong way. amirite?
+768When you were little, when you fell asleep in the car, you got carried in. Now, you just get left in the car, amirite?
+762How sweet would it be if you were a cab driver, bored out of your mind, hate your job, and some dude hops in and yells "FOLLOW THAT CAR!" just like in the movies, amirite?
+754I know a guy who was convicted of drunk driving. He got his license back but in order to start his car (in addition to a key) he has to blow into a machine that measures his alcohol level. They should install these machines in every car. That would end drunk driving for good, amirite?
+751Every time you see a smart car pass by you have the urge to say, "Look! A smart car! point " Amirite?
+749When ever you hear a car alarm go off, you assume it's an accident and nobody is actually trying to break in. Amrite? amirite?
+737The President of BP said, "The company will survive." That's like running over someone's dog and saying, "Don't worry my car is fine," amirite?
+735Sometimes you can hardly bear to get out of your car because you want to finish listening to the song that's playing. amirite?
+728Don’t you find it amazing that the traffic light cameras can zoom into the detail of your car tag but when a surveillance camera shows a criminal robbing a bank or clothing store, the picture is horrible? amirite?
+728Occasionally, you get the urge to do something crazy, like throw your cell phone out the car window on the highway or scream something explicit in class, and then you have to sit on your hands or bite your tongue because you're afraid that now the idea's in your head, you will do it without thinking, amirite?
+726One of the scariest feelings is when you press the gas petal and expect to move forward, but your car was in reverse, amirite?