+2,736Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
+4,318How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to each take 200 photos of the event for facebook, clog up your news feed, and later on edit the pictures to black and white, amirite?
+938You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?
+1,745You hate that feeling when your service doesn't work in a train station so you can't change your ticket so you can't sit next to the really hot girl in the other train so you won't go on a date and get married and have an awesome kid who grows up to be the president of the United States, amirite?
+650No one can change a person, but someone can be a persons reason to change. - Spongebob, amirite?
+510It's annoying when commercials get you really amped up over something very insignificant. Like, "TODAY is the day to make a CHANGE!" "Fuck Yeah!" A CHANGE that is LONG overdue!" "That's right! Long overdue!" "YOU NEED to CHANGE your MAYONNAISE!!" "YEAH! CHANGE MY MAYO...wait what the fuck." It's a real boner killer, amirite?
+1,013All you need to see through another person's eyes are lacewing flies, leeches, fluxweed, knotgrass, shredded boomslang skin, powdered bicorn horn, and a bit of the person you would like to change into, amirite?
+657How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis... wait, I meant the ladder, amirite?
+349It's quite interesting how switching the words "up" and "down" around in a sentence can totally change the meaning. For instance, take the inspirational quote, "It doesn't matter if you got knocked down, it only matters that you got up." Amirite?
+1,077"Hey, do i look ok?" "WHEN I SEE YOUR FAACE, THERE'S NOT A THING THAT I WOULD CHANGE." "No, seriously, do i look ok right now?" "AND WHEN YOU SMIILE, THE WHOLE WORLD STOPS AND STARES FOR A WHILE." "Yeah... you know, this just isn't working out for me.", amirite?
+524Instead of asking someone, "If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?" People should ask others, "If everything about you was going to change what is the one thing you would keep the same?", amirite?
+649Why do people get mad when a streetlight is red? You would be red too if you had to change in front of everyone, amirite?
+357It's amazing how just one tiny spelling error can completelthetitanicwasaconspiracy change the meaning of a post, amirite?