+21Such a shame when adult children don’t call their parents (the non-toxic parents of course). Amirite?
-5Hi. My name is Mike. I'm a 15 year old mugger from the Bronx, NY. I want all guns made illegal, including the pink ones. Pink guns are making my life, and the life of my 13 year old brother, a living hell. We are children/teenagers/students too, and BLM. Help protect our young, budding lives and ban these deadly pink pistols. More
Mother ? A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!" Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/relationship-jokes/3
-9Cinema is a great technological enemy of people, of the world.Economic offences only robs man of his money but cinema robs his mind.People are taken to an unreal world! More
About Heredity Heredity: everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! Link: https://www.grandparents.com/food-and-leisure/entertainment-and-books/family-jokes
Family or Musical Records? A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have Eyes of Blue and A Love Supreme ?” she asked. “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.” “Is that a record?” she inquired. “I don’t think so,” replied the man, “but it’s as close as I want to get.” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
-2I feel like women use me just to have a baby. I just want to be a good father, but my children have crazy mothers. I wish they can grow up one day and realize it's not about their wants but the kids NEEDS.
+3Society should stop communal riots that humiliate man and fierce battles that devastate life. What does it do but? Captures them in still and movie films and flashes around the world. Is it to tell posterity man's brutality or his inhuman scientific capability? More
+12The 'greatest generation' did not need a college education, traditional jobs with pensions and healthcare benefits lifted the entire nation. The Boomers, to be successful, needed either a traditional job or a higher educations. Most did OK and were able to put their kids through college because their employers paid for healthcare. With Gen-X, the rules had changed. Those without an education were hard pressed to compete and could not live better than their parents had. They continue to struggle to afford college for their kids and many will go bankrupt when they face common illnesses like cancer, heart disease or diabetes; health care is just too expensive for many of them. The Millennials are on their own. If they cannot get congress to pass universal healthcare and education finance reform their children may never experience the American dream.
Terrible History? France was in a very serious state. ... The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened. ... The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon. ... During the Napoleonic Wars, the crowned heads of Europe were trembling in their shoes. ... The the Spanish gorillas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon's flanks. ... Napoleon became ill with bladder problems and was very tense and unrestrained. ... He wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't bear children. Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/history.html
0Evidently Russian women are getting picky. I just got this email: Greetings! It's interesting to get to know you. You looking so beautiful. I'm looking for a good man with serious intentions for a new relationship, i don't need flirt. My goal to meet a serious man for a joint purpose in life. The name that I have is Norma Howard, I am 36 y.o. I have no children and not married. What age are you? If you're younger than me, you can respond to this message. I am from Russia, i hope to get to know each other better will not be a big problem. If our goals are different, please ignore this message. I hope that our goals are the same and you are looking for a woman, and we will continue our pleasant communication. With good and serious intentions, Norma Howard.
+9Hundreds of thousands of Rohingya men, women, and children have suffered under a systematic campaign of mass shootings, rapes, house burnings, and beheadings. Myanmar (Burma) produces over 95% of the world’s rubies and quality jade. The military controls every gem mine, and gem auction while the government profits handsomely. Cartier, for one buys and sells Burmese gems. Tiffany & Co. has maintained its boycott. If you are planning on buying jewels this season ask before you buy. Buy only conflict free gems. Do not support this bloody regime.