+70Picking up Christmas trees is the saddest but best-smelling task of the year for garbage collectors. amirite?
+40Christmas is a holiday where you have to force yourself to get up defeating half the point of a holiday. amirite?
+54Christmas is often not a fun time for people suffering from depression and low self-esteem, amirite?
+59Yesteryear we got bicycles for Christmas and couldn't ride them for days or weeks until the snow melted. Now we must wait hours and hours for downloads and initial configurations until we can use a device we got for Christmas. amirite?
+76Only during Christmas is it deemed acceptable for an old man to sit in the middle of a shopping mall in a disguise and wait for parents to bring him their children to sit on his lap. amirite?