+71Picking up Christmas trees is the saddest but best-smelling task of the year for garbage collectors. amirite?
+35Christmas tree mass burial would make a pretty good carbon sink, amirite?
+39Christmas is a holiday where you have to force yourself to get up defeating half the point of a holiday. amirite?
+56Christmas is often not a fun time for people suffering from depression and low self-esteem, amirite?
+55Christmas is the least likely time someone will break up with you, amirite?
-52These days it is much more acceptable to say someone's gift is on its way on Christmas, amirite?
+59Yesteryear we got bicycles for Christmas and couldn't ride them for days or weeks until the snow melted. Now we must wait hours and hours for downloads and initial configurations until we can use a device we got for Christmas. amirite?
+77Only during Christmas is it deemed acceptable for an old man to sit in the middle of a shopping mall in a disguise and wait for parents to bring him their children to sit on his lap. amirite?
+72Christmas makes the average listener much more tolerant of jazz. amirite?