+1,178Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors. amirite?
+793They should have a "super episode" where one crime is solved by the cast of various crime dramas coming together. The cast of CSI can focus on the forensics of the crime scene. Those of Bones can focus specifically on the body. Those from Criminal Minds can develop a profile of the unsub. Patrick Jane of the Mentalist can fuck around with the suspects. And then they can throw in House to just shit on everybody and solve the mystery three tries in. Amirite?
+912The elephant said to the camel "Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replied "Thats a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face.", amirite?
+270It's a shame most people don't know the opposite of always, coming, from, take, me, down, amirite?
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+299The dinosaurs' extinction probably came about as they were playing baseball, when someone saw a meteor coming towards them and said, "We better move out of the way or else our race will come to a SHORT STOP!" And when they were all winking and making tiny guns at each other, the meteor hit them and they all died, amirite?
+485It's cool how Deathly Hallows: part II is coming out 9 and 3/4 years after Sorcerer's Stone, amirite?
+923There was a time where the idea of coming back to you made me scream, cry, and run away in fear. The idea of having to lie with you made me cringe. I was dragged back by a force stronger than my own over and over again... but now, I see clearly that you and I were meant to be, and every second I spend with you makes my heart soar... I love you, my bed, amirite?
+817I saw the new Harry Potter movie today, and I thought it was really ... (Second part of this post coming July 2011). Amirite?
+897Hey Frodo and crew, when Gandalf tells you that a balrog is coming to kill you, it doesn't mean to wait until it's right around the corner, it means to RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES, amirite?
+257Since there's a Superman movie coming out called "The Man of Steel" and a Batman movie was called "The Dark Knight" they should name more superhero movies after the character's nickname. The next Spider-man movie should be called "The Web-Slinger", a Hulk movie can be called "Giant Green Rage Monster" and they should make an Aqua-man movie and call it "The Worst Superhero Ever: The Movie", amirite?
+648When you think that you have had a bad day, think of this. Your a Conjoined Twin, your brother, connected to your shoulder, is Gay. He has a date coming over tonight. You only have one ass, amirite?
+747After your body has moved from simple hunger to "FEED ME NOW OMG I'M DYING," a weird thing happens when you finally do eat. It seems after you take just one bite, your stomach calms down, as though your brain's like, "Oh, okay, everything's cool. We got food coming in now. Emergency averted." amirite?
+150"Coming out of the closet" is a cruel concept that perpetuates the idea that gays are somehow different. The only difference between me and my straight brother is that he like girls, I like guys. Why is one objectively to be considered "normal"? I'll agree to "coming out" when my older brother has sat down with my mum and dad and told them calmly and collectedly that he likes to bang girls in their snatches --- thus making "coming out" normal. amirite?