+1,537The condom and tampon were talking. One day, the condom said to the tampon, "Why do you exist? Because of you, I lose my job for a week." To which the tampon replies, "Yeah. But when you fuck up, I lose mine for a full nine months." amirite?
+519Although it's good for sentimental value, movies should start being more realistic at the point where a dad is on his death bed and his son is right next to him. They always say, "Son, I'm so proud of you, and blah blah blah..." Not every dad is that nice, and not every son will have been successful. Just to mix things up, for once they should have a dad put his hand on the son's arm, look him in the eye, and have his last words be, "Son...I probably should've worn a condom", amirite?
+318A good condom slogan would be "If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, happy father's day!" amirite?
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+359Condom companies should send out cards saying, "Happy Fathers Day to all who used our competitors products", amirite?
+643Go put a condom on your head. If you're going to be a dick, you might as well dress like one, amirite?
+366A friend is like a condom. They'll stick close to you and protect you as best they can but once you fill them with semen you need a new one. amirite?
+853Okay... so when the swine flu hit, everyone tried to be extra cautious even going to the extreme and wearing face masks...yet there are MILLIONS of people with AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom... weird, amirite?
+465When sixteen people were infected from Swine flu everyone wanted to wear a mask but millions of people have AIDS yet no one wants to wear a condom, amirite?
+416Im 12 years old, Im ready to have sex but I heard you need to have a condom to do it safely. I haven't grown a condom yet?? amirite?