+45If you die in a dream and wake up immediately after, technically you got knocked into conscious. amirite?
+38There are people with self winding watches that are so lazy their watches die, amirite?
+47You never know when you're going to die. So you can't delete you browser history and harddrive on your computer and phones. Your descendants will cringe at you. amirite?
+86Your idols are older than you and when they die, so will you a little bit, amirite?
+33Roses are red, Violets are blue, go die in a hole cause I dug one for you! amirite?
+40People who die during sex basically go out the way they came in. amirite?
-40You die and you'll be missed. At least momentarily. But life moves on so you were nothing but a ripple in a pond, amirite?