+1,313If swimming helps us stay fit why are whales fat? Why does everyone want to got to heaven but no one wants to die? Shall i say that there is racial discrimination in chess cuz the white piece must be moved 1st? If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square boxes? Why do we still call it a building when its already built? Funny world,eh. amirite?
+666Let's kill all-- our friends tonight. No regrets -- just blood. We can eat -- until they die. You and I -- will be undead forever! You, make, me, feel like I'm livin' a, zombie dream, the way you lurch around. amirite?
+834You shouldn't die a virgin because then you might have to have sex with a terrorist in heaven, amirite?
+1,148Even though so many people die because of alcohol, you never think about how many of them are born because of it. amirite?
+672When I die, I should be cremated, compressed into a diamond, and then passed down as a family heirloom. Imagine the looks on the future generations' faces when they hear, "Son, I want you to have our family's treasure. It's your grandpa." amirite?
+781You die a little inside when someone puts small doses of poison in your drink, amirite?
+876Watching sports as you get closer to the athletes' age gets more and more depressing, because you start realizing that they had some "it" factor that you didn't have that allowed them to go pro. You aren't just watching a simple game of football, you're watching your childhood dreams die in HD, amirite?
+942SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who's ever used a cell phone will die, amirite?
+1,147If you have food,clothes and a house you are richer than 75% of the world.If you have $10 you are part of the 8% of the world's wealthy.If you woke up with more health than sickness you are more blessed than the millions who will die this week.If you haven't experienced a war,you are luckier than the 500 million suffering. If you read this,you are more fortunate than the 3 billion who can't rea... amirite?
+570I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273ºC. My family thinks I'll die, but i think I'll be 0K. amirite?
+1,083Do you know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE, amirite?