+926You die a little inside when you come home looking forward to crashing on your bed and it's covered in clothes and books and stuff, amirite?
+916Batteries are so dramatic. Other things break or get old, but batteries—they die, amirite?
+908You die a little inside when you see the word "Explain" on a test, amirite?
+877Don't have sex, because if you do you will get pregnant and die. amirite?
+876Watching sports as you get closer to the athletes' age gets more and more depressing, because you start realizing that they had some "it" factor that you didn't have that allowed them to go pro. You aren't just watching a simple game of football, you're watching your childhood dreams die in HD, amirite?
+870People who investigate strange noises in horror movies deserve to die, amirite?
+855What is it with all of these prissy girls going to the pool to spend the entire time tanning and acting like they're going to die if they get wet? Call me old fashioned, but when I go to the pool; I GET IN THE FUCKING POOL, amirite?
+835Why would you go into the attic alone if you knew your house was possessed by a demon? Most people in horror movies deserve to die, you would never do something that stupid. amirite?
+834You shouldn't die a virgin because then you might have to have sex with a terrorist in heaven, amirite?
+831When someone sits down and starts to watch you play your video game, you start to die more, amirite?
+830You see a spider outside: "oh, your're ok." you see a spider in your house "DIE DIE DIE!", amirite?