+855What is it with all of these prissy girls going to the pool to spend the entire time tanning and acting like they're going to die if they get wet? Call me old fashioned, but when I go to the pool; I GET IN THE FUCKING POOL, amirite?
+495"Scientists state that drowning is the least painful way to die." Well, that's very nice and all but how in god's name do they come up with that research? Do they study people who are drowning and just nod curiously and go, "right, well they look happier than the man who was burning to a crisp last time we checked, so it mustn't hurt too badly," amirite?
+583When chemists die, we Barium. And we'll all miss them when they Argon, amirite?
+541Studies have shown that if you stretch out your intestine the length of a tennis court, you'll die. amirite?
+98412/22/12: "where is your homework?" "um..I thought we were gonna die," perfect excuse, amirite?
+610I once knew a guy who swam right after he ate. He then died two years later of a car accident. Don't swim after you eat, you will die. Amirite?
+358Cool diet tip: 1) Throwaway all mirrors and scales 2) Eat what you want 3) Make friends online 4) Never leave the house 5) Die alone
+526Flies probably have great lives. "Let's fly around this chick's head and watch her flail her arms around for a while... Then we can die on the windowsill. Yay!", amirite?
+433If you didn't die after attempting suicide, you not only fail at life, but you fail at death too, amirite?
+353You can really trip yourself out if you start thinking about the magic in Harry Potter too deeply. Like, what happens when magical forces contradict? If someone's made an Unbreakable Vow but is then Imperiused to break it, do they still die? If someone drinks Felix Felicis and then attempts to kill someone who is Master of Death, do they succeed? Crazy stuff, amirite?
+277I really hope I don't get kidnapped today, my nose is really stuffy. If they put tape over my mouth I would probably die, amirite?
+553After reading The Hunger Games, you thought if you were thrown into the hunger games, you'd be totally badass and smart like Katniss and Peeta. Then after a while you realized you'd probably die within the first few minutes, amirite?