+218A true boyfriend would rather hug than kiss, would rather kiss than make out, would rather make out than have sex, would rather have sex than die, and would rather die than break up with her. amirite?
+876Watching sports as you get closer to the athletes' age gets more and more depressing, because you start realizing that they had some "it" factor that you didn't have that allowed them to go pro. You aren't just watching a simple game of football, you're watching your childhood dreams die in HD, amirite?
+1,351Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?
+676Dear gay protestors, If it's really a "sin" to be gay, is it not also a sin to writes things like "FAGS DESERVE TO DIE" on signs and protest ouside of a funeral? And you say "God hates gays" but I was brought up to believe God loves everyone. You're digging yourselves into a hole. Love, everyone else., amirite?
+420It's okay everyone, just let left handed people brag. We should let them have fun since they are going to die nine years sooner, amirite?
-66People who eat meat should be served to the starving children in Africa when they die. It is only fair. amirite?
-142The Hunger Games has three books. 23 people die every year. There are 12 districts. The movie came out on 3-23-12. This is not a coincidence, amirite?
-384HITLER WILL BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE AND ALL JEWS/HOMOS/BLACKS WILL DIE! AMIRITE?
+202When you seriously consider the possibility that there's no afterlife, that after we die we just become nonexistent, life suddenly seems much more valuable, amirite?
-9Hello,so everything's not going good.I'm too scared to talk to you with words.Even typing it's scary.You know why?Cause i know you will lie.Like everyone always did.Lies,lies,lies.Why?Cause it was suppose to make me feel better and help me but to be honest every single time that someone has lied to me and i found out i was more hurt than i would be if they told me.So don't lie to me darling.I know your bigger than me.I know your older.I know your smarter and know best.But look at me.I'm nothing.I'm a young nothing.I don't know if you get lot's of nothing's in this company.But if you do,you can't help them.I'm just a young stupid girl.I'd love to die.But no one to cry.I don't know what i want but death.Maybe i don't want anything else,cause as soon as i want death,and it happens there's nothing else to do.But if you want some ice cream or a house there's more things you can put cause if you get a house you can eat ice cream too and watch tv and play wii,but if you die there's not enough space for anything else if it happens.You die,you die.There's no other want's or wishes.Am i right?
+254How come when I die and come back to life everyone trys to shoot me because I'm a zombie, but when Jesus dies and comes back to life its like he's so special and god's son and stuff, amirite?
+14People need to realize that no matter how off Twilight vampires off, the vampires in true myths did not always drink blood, did not die in the sunlight, did not sleep in coffins, and did not turn into bats either. They did not even have fangs. That was made up by "Dracula" and "Nosferatu" and there are far better arguments against Twilight that are more educated, amirite?