+673It's tragic that some of the greatest artists only get acknowledged after they die, amirite?
+672When I die, I should be cremated, compressed into a diamond, and then passed down as a family heirloom. Imagine the looks on the future generations' faces when they hear, "Son, I want you to have our family's treasure. It's your grandpa." amirite?
+666Let's kill all-- our friends tonight. No regrets -- just blood. We can eat -- until they die. You and I -- will be undead forever! You, make, me, feel like I'm livin' a, zombie dream, the way you lurch around. amirite?
+657When you are about to ride a roller coaster or thrill ride and your seat restraint comes down at a different time than all the others, you presume you are going to die, amirite?
+649If your phone didn't have to vibrate, beep, or blink to tell you it had a low battery, it probably wouldn't die so fast, amirite?
+646All in all how most people treated Rebecca Black was terrible, telling a 13 year old girl to cut herself and die, yeah the song was bad but she was just a girl living her dream. People today are just jackasses, amirite?
+646The most humiliating way to die would be coming home from the hospital after a long battle with cancer, and then choking to death on a pretzel, amirite?
+644Someone should have just put on earmuffs, gotten out a Mandrake, and watched Voldemort die. amirite?
+638It makes you mad when you pause a game and die seconds after you unpause it, amirite?
+637Instead of saving the Earth because "it's the only planet with chocolate", we should save it because otherwise "we all die". amirite?
+637I dispute those studies that claim people often die from smoking. My uncle smoked, and he only died once, amirite?
+636If you were an actor it would be kinda cool in a weird way to watch yourself die in a movie, amirite?