+676It's annoying when people say "there's always tomorrow". No, no there isn't. You can die today. It should be, "there's always today, right now, right here. 'Cause I'm living and I'm breathing and I will make today, and every other day, worth it", amirite?
+877Don't have sex, because if you do you will get pregnant and die. amirite?
+637I dispute those studies that claim people often die from smoking. My uncle smoked, and he only died once, amirite?
+1,234Animal testing may be wrong, but letting thousands of people die from possibly curable diseases is worse. amirite?
+305At birth, everyone should be given a 'life card'. Then, when they die, somebody should come along and take their card before yelling "MEMBERSHIP REVOKED," amirite?
+390In Home Alone 2, Kevin McCallister has pretty good aim. Whenever I throw bricks at people on the sidewalk from the top of a building, I usually miss. And when I do hit someone, they usually die. Amirite?
+830You see a spider outside: "oh, your're ok." you see a spider in your house "DIE DIE DIE!", amirite?
+606Did you know 150 people die a year from falling coconuts? So grab your children, lock your doors, bar your windows, because you never know. amirite?
+758I can't die this year, my ID photo is horrible. I don't want that on the news, amirite?
+536According to Young Adult fiction, the only way to be interesting is to have either 1) both my parents, mom, or best friend die 2) have some sort of disorder, i.e. eating, skitzo, 3) be the awkward "different" kid 5) be "cursed" with some awesome power like heat vision or flying 6) complain a lot ... Oh and being/dating a vampire helps. amirite?
+521Sometimes its fun to imagine how rich you would be if you could go back to the Middle Ages with all of your knowledge of the future and an infinite supply of antibiotics. Suddenly, people wouldn't die of gangrenous paper cuts and they would think you were some kind of god. Or a witch. Yeah, probably a witch. amirite?
+125Video games are really fun. Until you get to that one level then they're god awful PIECES OF SHIT THAT NEED TO FUCKING DIE IN HELL AND WASTE SOMEONE ELSES TIME AND WHY DO I WASTE MONEY ON THIS SHIT FUCK EVERYTHING! amirite,
+221There have been 100 billion humans to walk this planet and die before you were born. Of those, you could name maybe a few hundred. This means any of us have about a .0000000001% chance of being remembered after we die. The human race is a story of cold, cyclical replacement, amirite?