+7,803We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, It's to create something that will. amirite?
+3,648My first word should have been "quote", so that right before I die I could say "end-quote", amirite?
+3,144It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?
+2,880This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?
+2,098See a bug outside: "Hello Mr. Bug." See a bug in your house: "DIE BITCH, DIE!!", amirite?
+2,087SCIENCE FACT: If you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die, amirite?
+1,784"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal, amirite?
+1,533Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
+1,472I wholeheartedly agree with anyone who says that bugs are people too. If I see a person hanging around, uninvited, in my room or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe as hard as I can while screaming, 'DIE, BITCH!' Amirite?
+1,409It'd be cool to see statistics about youself when you die, like how many times you laughed or how many cookies you ate, amirite?
+1,351Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?
+1,313If swimming helps us stay fit why are whales fat? Why does everyone want to got to heaven but no one wants to die? Shall i say that there is racial discrimination in chess cuz the white piece must be moved 1st? If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square boxes? Why do we still call it a building when its already built? Funny world,eh. amirite?