+1,847It sucks when you walk into a room, and you can't remember what you went in there for, so then you leave, then a few minutes later you remember that you're a fireman, and a bunch of people just died, amirite?
+1,279How to ruin someone's life. Step 1: Post on facebook that your mom died. Step 2: Post in the comments section that you were kidding and got grounded for this. Step 3: Wait for someone to comment and say "you deserve it". Step 4: Delete your previous comment. amirite?
+1,421Bella Swan: "I had sex, got pregnant, and almost died." Coach Carr: "What did i say?" amirite?
+2,459It was perfect that Jesus waited three days to come back to life. If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude... amirite?
+1,223Right now; Someone is fighting against cancer. Someone just had a new baby. Someone just got engaged. Someone just won the lottery. Someone just died. Someone just got heartbroken. Someones crying. Someones scared. Someone just lost their everything. Just because its another day for you, it's something else for someone else. amirite?
+801Right now, someone is fighting cancer. Someone just had a baby, someone just got engaged. Someone just won the lottery, someone just died. Someone is crying. Someone is scared. Someone just lost everything important to them. The world is constantly changing. It't weird to think that just because it's another day for you, doesn't mean it's not life changing for someone else, amirite?
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+300The dinosaurs' extinction probably came about as they were playing baseball, when someone saw a meteor coming towards them and said, "We better move out of the way or else our race will come to a SHORT STOP!" And when they were all winking and making tiny guns at each other, the meteor hit them and they all died, amirite?
+334Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is based on the story of the three brothers: Tom Marvolo Riddle died for power, Severus Snape died for love, and Harry Potter greeted death as a friend, amirite?
+506That whole incident with Juliet killing herself over Romeo dying could have been avoided if she just had a sassy gay best friend. "JULIET, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?""The love of my life just died...""Honey, you've known him four days. Just go home, write a sad poem in your journal, and find someone new. Oh, and girl, your hair looks amazing today." amirite?
+884My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab. amirite?
+569It would be cruel but kinda funny if before you died, instead of a series of images of your proudest and happiest moments flashing before your eyes, it was a series of photos in which you’ve just happened to be in the background of at tourist type destinations. amirite?
+395In the last couple hundred years, 100% of the people that have worn clothing have died. We need to do something about this, amirite?