+1,116Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem. “I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”, amirite?
+1,704Teeth are little brats. They're so high maintenance. Nothing else gets cleaned 2-3 times a day! They have their own brush. They have their own doctors. They get first dibs on everything you eat. AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO GROW IN STRAIGHT. amirite?
+509it's funny how much we trust doctors with scalpels when their handwriting looks like they have the hands of an arthritic senior citizen, amirite?
+1,665Whenever you walk in to the doctors, and they ask you whats wrong, you immediately turn to your mom and she explains, amirite?
+362It sucks when doctors ask you what you think they do for a living, like, "Hey Jimmy, I'm doctor Marshall. I'm a pediatrician. Do you know what that is?" Bitch, I came here for a check up and a lollipop, not a fucking vocabulary lesson, amirite?
+1,134Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures. amirite?
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+677The Discovery Channel's lifelong goal is to scare you. The ''Monsters inside me'' makes you want to live in a bubble and never touch anything that may contain any life, ''Mystery Diagnosis'' makes you afraid the doctors wont know whats wrong with you either, and it is no coincidence that Shark Week is in the summer. amirite?
+294It's a good thing that real doctors don't think the same way that Web MD does. "Doctor, I have a bruise on my—" "It's cancer." amirite?
+399It's rather strange to see how many little children actually aspire to become doctors when they grow up. The only time they ever interact with them, they're getting stabbed in the arm by extremely sharp needles, gagged with popsicle sticks, hit on the knee with mallets, or getting felt up. amirite?
+665If an elderly person has simply lost the will to live, and wants to stop taking medications and seeing doctors, then no one should interfere with that decision. They have earned the right to decide when it's their time, amirite?
+537There are two people you should NEVER mess with. Waiters and Doctors. The people who handle your food and the people who handle you after you messed with the people who handled your food. amirite?
+83"Mom, dad, I have cancer. It's a tumour. It's feeding off my nutrients and growing by the day. I have already started experiencing elevated nausea during morning hours and I am constantly tired. Doctors have estimated a projected nine months before my life as it is will end. They say it's ... a boy." You could always be creative when telling your parents you are pregnant, amirite?