+1,387The guy who puts down dogs at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do you do for a living?" "...I kill puppies.", amirite?
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+1,132Even though they contain both males and females, you think of dogs as more masculine and cats as more feminine, amirite?
+995Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives, amirite?
+959Michael Vick's sentence was way too short. He killed at least eight dogs by shooting, drowning, electrocution, and beating. To only get 22 months for that would mean that the life of each dog was only worth about 9 weeks in prison. That is not nearly enough, amirite?
+932I told my kids I'd take them to see Cats and Dogs in 3-D today. They're going to be so disappointed when we arrive at the pound. amirite?
+921Dogs-will do their best to defend you from wild grizzly bears, armed buglars, and rapists, but the second vacuums take over the world we're screwed, amirite?
+834cats and dogs are what humans strive to be: unbiased. they don't care what you look like, what clothes you wear, who your friends are, or how popular you are. they only care about how you treat them, and they treat you accordingly, amirite?
+820We all really hate those eight and nine year olds with Facebooks. The same eight and nine year olds that try to friend you five times and still don't get the message; that send you endless Farmville invites; that like their own statuses and update them every two seconds and make facebooks for their dogs and cats. Honestly, who lets these kids on the internet in the first place? amirite?
+817That animal cruelty commercial with the dying dogs and the depressing Sarah McLachlan song can really kill your mood
+798Forcing dogs to fight each other is one of the most disgusting things a person can do to an animal, amirite?
+794It's raining cats and dogs out there! I just went outside and stepped in a poodle, amirite?
+793If you have 4 dogs, you're a dog person. If you have 4 cats, you're insane, amirite?
+752When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them? amirite?