+2,857I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly" That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly. And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly" Probably will piss off the government as well. amirite?
+2,056It's possible to go through high school without drinking, doing drugs or having sex. It's called dignity and self-control. Amirite?
+1,833Coca cola came to town, Pepsi Cola knocked him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him up, now we're drinking Seven Up. Seven Up got the flu, now we're drinking Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew fell off the mountain, now we're drinking from the fountain. Fountain broke, had a stroke, now we're back to plain old Coke. Amirite?
+1,674I wonder what a burglar would do if he broke down your door, walked in, and you were standing right there, drinking your coffee. Naked. amirite?
+1,204It's awkward when you're drinking from a water fountain and there's a long line behind you, so you cut your drink short, amirite?
+1,110Wake up in the morning and my breath ain't pretty. And nobody's gonna kiss me if my mouth smells shitty. So I always brush my teeth before I start on the Jack. Sure, my drinking's out of hand but I'm controlling the plaque! amirite?
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+854Drinking an icee is great until you get about halfway done, then you have to keep moving your straw around to get more of it, amirite?
+804Just because they're Asian doesn't mean they're chinese and eat whale. Just because they're Australian doesn't mean they ride on kangaroos and love in the outback. Just beacuse they're American doesn't mean they're fat and stupid. Just because they're Brittish doesn't mean they're always drinking tea and act posh. amirite?
+802Women don't get raped because they were drinking, dressing provocatively, or acting reckless. Women get raped because someone raped them, amirite?
+792Drinking something out of a fancy glass automatically makes it taste better , or look cooler . amirite?
+782Teenagers: sometimes when you're out with your devil worshipping friends, drinking drugs and smoking alcohol while having an unprotected sex orgy, you like to laugh at how stupid your parents are because of what they think really goes down at your parties and sleepovers, amirite?
+777"Cars, clothes, money, hoes. (heavy bass beat) Bitches, drugs, sex, power. (do that -insertrandomdancehere-) Drinking, guns, violence, death. Uh, uh. (GET MONEY!!)" According to today's standards, I just made a hit rap song. Can I have my millions now? amirite?