+1,833Coca cola came to town, Pepsi Cola knocked him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him up, now we're drinking Seven Up. Seven Up got the flu, now we're drinking Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew fell off the mountain, now we're drinking from the fountain. Fountain broke, had a stroke, now we're back to plain old Coke. Amirite?
+2,857I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly" That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly. And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly" Probably will piss off the government as well. amirite?
+782Teenagers: sometimes when you're out with your devil worshipping friends, drinking drugs and smoking alcohol while having an unprotected sex orgy, you like to laugh at how stupid your parents are because of what they think really goes down at your parties and sleepovers, amirite?
+1,674I wonder what a burglar would do if he broke down your door, walked in, and you were standing right there, drinking your coffee. Naked. amirite?
+1,110Wake up in the morning and my breath ain't pretty. And nobody's gonna kiss me if my mouth smells shitty. So I always brush my teeth before I start on the Jack. Sure, my drinking's out of hand but I'm controlling the plaque! amirite?
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+373Excellent Drinking Game: Watch Titanic and take a shot everytime you want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio. Amirite?
+549I don't care about sex or drugs. I don't care about partying and being out all night drinking. I'm not worried about my reputation, or how cool people think I am. I just like pancakes, and I can't see how anything else is more important. amirite?
+2,056It's possible to go through high school without drinking, doing drugs or having sex. It's called dignity and self-control. Amirite?
+121stop filling up your 2 liter water bottle at the drinking fountain while im behind you! The fountain is for SIPPING not to tank up for a 2 day hike up Mount Douchebag. amirite?
+500Best compliment ever: "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cuz you think you're fat? Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.", amirite?
+180Drinking game: Spend the last of your savings on a six-pack of beer and pretend for a few hours you aren't the pathetic miserable shit you know you are and that she's still with you and not with that douchebag drummer who can barely play a goddamn solo and watch as the beer turns salty as it mixes with your tears and you wish you were drinking her blood not beer and you stare at the shredded remains of your pictures that you shredded at the place you worked before you were laid off because yo... amirite?
+374Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to that guy. He's drunk.", amirite?