+292It would be awesome if you said "cool story, bro" after a teacher gives a really long and dull lecture/a story of their past, or after a parent ranted to you about homework and school, amirite?
+489Sometimes it seems like nobody is really amused when you say something you think is incredibly clever or witty, but when you say something you think is kind of tacky or dull everyone loves it, amirite?
+127Life is like playing a really bad game: the balance is all wrong, the challenge is in overcoming annoying obstacles, the NPCs are uncaring assholes, the quests are dull and repetitive, there are annoying sounds everywhere, your health does not regenerate, your party members leave your party continuously, you cannot kill your enemies, the romances are poorly scripted, it is more frustrating than fun, not very rewarding, and you cannot save or load, but it is the only game you have, amirite?
+288All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. However, All play and no work makes Jack a dumb boy. People need to pay heed to this, amirite?
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+253It sucks when you come to the realization that almost everyone you used to really look up to when you were younger and enjoy being around, you no longer feel the same way about, because you slowly started to see they are either not very good people or you've far surpassed them intellectually. Kinda makes life a little dull. amirite?
+783Teenagers who think that all classic books are out-of-touch and dull and that learning is something to be suffered really give other teens a bad name. Long live the geeks, amirite?
+4In describing people you might not want to use the words: black, fat, collects spiders, ugly, talks a lot, lives with his mother, dull, spits when talks, easy, shrimpy, a bit weird, chubby, slightly cross-eyed, mousy, middle-aged, or old.
The Chief Is at a Wedding A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom." Link: http://www.serendipitymelbourneweddingimage.com/serendipity-photography-wedding-tips/serendipitys-top-ten-wedding-jokes/ More
+119The poem, "Sir, I send a rhyme excelling In sacred truth and rigid spelling Numerical sprites elucidate, For me the lexicon's dull weight," is pi. amirite?
How about a Joke Today ? Trucker vs. Bridge and Cop A trucker misses the turn-off before the low bridge and gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car pulls up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck huh?” The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.” http://humoropedia.com/funny-trucker-jokes/ More
-1I am impressed when I can walk in a hardware store and say I need "the little thing next to that one piece with the round thing that is yea big and yea high" and they know what I am talking about🙄 More